成人笑话|Blackjack

A blackjack dealer^{1 and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.}

The player said, When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it. So, why should I tip him?

The dealer replied, When you eat out, do you tip the waiter?

Yes, sure I do, responed the player.

Well then, he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards. So you see, you should tip me.

Okay, I see your point, agreed the player. But, the waiter gives me what I ask for... I'll take an eight.