Senior Class

During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent1 down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. Can you imagine, she said. Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!

年长者阶层

大夫按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他妈妈不几天就要庆祝她98岁的过生日了。大夫听了也非常高兴,为此,他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝我们的过生日,并需要她还他一个吻。

大夫走后,我妈妈厌恶地摇摇头。你能想象吗,她说,付了他70元,我还要亲他!