A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, I love my BMW, I love my BMW. Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously1 survived, but his car was totaled. My BMW! My BMW! he sobbed2.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!
The lawyer, horrified3, screamed My Rolex! My Rolex!