生活英语|经典搞笑口语，你会如此说吗？(2)

11． American Chinese not enough

美中不足

13． heart^{1 flower angry open}

心花怒放

14． go past no mistake^{3 past}

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没，要命一条。

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18． You have two down son。

你有两下子。

19． as^{2 far as you go to die4}

有多远，死多远！！！！

20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose^{5 you face ,I turn my face.}

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。